Yup, that's right, you can win $1800 in cash and all you have to do is buy a raffle ticket.
(And I'll let you in on a little secret - it's a small school, a small raffle.
Buying one here will give you a much better chance of winning something* than
when you buy a raffle ticket from a much larger organization. It's the whole
little fish, big sea/big fish, little sea debate.)
Listen, I'll just say it. Josh is the new head of school here and it doesn't exactly look
great if the head of school's family (or you know, just the wife) can't even
sell the minimum number of required tickets.
So if you have the cash, then please consider spending it here. The school could really use it - and I know that every single school could really use it, but believe me when I say that this school can really use it.
If you don't have the money, please don't feel like you need to at all. Cause you don't. At all. Sending some good vibes our way is more than enough.
But just know that one of those cute kids on the website is mine. And they're threatening to take her down if we don't sell our tickets.
Okay, that's not true. But look at that face. She could use some new books in her classroom. Or markers. She's really not picky.
You can go here to buy a raffle ticket now.
Or you can just send me a note wishing me luck for when I buy all the raffle tickets myself. Although, it would probably look bad if the head of school picks his own name out of the raffle hat. So how 'bout this - give him a chance to pick your name!
Okay, I'm done now.
Don't hate me for this. Cause I kind of hate myself a little for asking.
*There are other prizes too! And I know this because I have been going from store to
store asking for them. Yup, that's what I've become here in Florida. That person.
Are you a Mom?
Of course you are,
your shirt is dirty :)